Summer Garden from St. Petersburg
Summer Garden in St. Petersburg was founded in 1704 by order of Tsar Peter the Great who also was personally involved in its plan. Strict geometrical principles are specific to the Dutch baroque style, paths are symmetrical, the trees have perfect shapes,
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
graveyard
and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''
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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A:
Because no one will look for them.
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Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Why did the gray whale go on a
diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
football
and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm
starving !
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Camper:
There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want
one.
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world
revolve around him.
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